Funny Breast Cancer Quotes

If only women paid as much attention to their breast as men do.
-Unknown

Save Second Base!
-Unknown

Cancer is not for sissies.
-Suzanne Somers

Principal Victoria: Wendy, I’ve been hearing rumors about a fight between you and Eric Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger: No, ma’am. There isn’t going to be a fight.
Principal Victoria: Oh, no? Are you sure?
Wendy Testaburger: [resigned] Yes, ma’am.
Principal Victoria: I see. I’ve noticed all the things you’ve done for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Did you know *I’m* a breast cancer survivor?
Wendy Testaburger: Ma’am?
Principal Victoria: I was diagnosed 7 years ago. Cancer is pure evil. It is a fat, little lump that needs to be destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to fight it. You can’t reason with cancer. You can’t wish it away. Cancer doesn’t play by the rules, so neither can you.
Wendy Testaburger: My parents said that if I fight…
Principal Victoria: And you can’t listen to what anybody else tells you. You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will *take* everything. Do you understand?
Wendy Testaburger: Yes, ma’am!
Principal Victoria: When you have cancer, you fight. Because it doesn’t matter if you beat it or not. You *refuse* to let that fat, little lump make you feel powerless!
-South Park (2008)

Whoever said winning isn’t everything, obviously was not fighting breast cancer

Yes my boobs are fake, my real ones tried to kill me

I’m too sexy for my hair

Boobs: They could use your support

A feel a day keeps the doctor away

Check your bumps for lumps

Walkin my buns off for boobs
-Unknown